January 2011
who wants to be my tumblr valentine?
Expectation:
Reality:
i don't know why
i ever think binging is a good idea..
Anonymous asked: Ah yes well it would appear I haven't thought this through hm well if you would like someone to talk just say and I'll make myself known and what do you call cheese that is not yours?
. . .Nacho Cheese
. . .Nacho Cheese
Anonymous asked: Well if you would like to talk about it I'd be more than happy to lend an ear and keep telling you poor jokes :)
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder today now he's got behind on all his work
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder today now he's got behind on all his work
Anonymous asked: Why do you think your life is a joke?
And what do Mexicans use to keep warm?
. . . Fajitas
Mega Mexican Lols
And what do Mexicans use to keep warm?
. . . Fajitas
Mega Mexican Lols
Anonymous asked: That doesn't work I just do lots of little wees!! :(
Please can you tell me a joke to ease my suffering?
Please can you tell me a joke to ease my suffering?
Anonymous asked: Okay so I'm a guy and I'm not sure if anyone else feels this way but when I use a public bathroom I always get self conscious that my wee's don't last as long as other peoples have you ever had this insecurity?
distract me! →
sitting in and watching ep 5 s4 of skins, - sick of feeling sorry for myself. need to liven the fuckery up.
and she’s got it all, she’s had the rise but never the fall, and i can’t face it cause only time will tell me if i can have what she’s always had.
kiss me up, love me down.
Anonymous asked: Arrgh your hair is gorgeous I wish I could get mine that colour and length =)
i've just successfully dyed and shaped my...
on a lighter note, i'm dying my eyebrows tonight.
;);););););)
Not even sure if I'm looking forward to going out...
you could always just come round mine and watch me dye my eyebrows.. ? NO YOU’RE DEFINITELY LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING OUT SILLY FOOL!
razorsrosesandablacktomorrow asked: what a dark horse ;) x
razorsrosesandablacktomorrow asked: @'just remembered my dream from last night'
I had a dream about Reece last night, was well scary he was Romeo and I was Juliet, I gave birth to our child and shortly after he died pmsl, pretty sure it's the woman that dies after childbirth..
But anyways I'm guessing Tom Wickenden in your dream? He's pretty delish ;)
xx
I had a dream about Reece last night, was well scary he was Romeo and I was Juliet, I gave birth to our child and shortly after he died pmsl, pretty sure it's the woman that dies after childbirth..
But anyways I'm guessing Tom Wickenden in your dream? He's pretty delish ;)
xx
kitty-chan-brains asked: Want a slap ?
just remembered my dream from last night!
ha!
basically, i got with this guy from my music class, not gonna name names incase any of you sneaky people know him. all i can say is, yummmmmmmmmm!
I seriously need out of this fucking house!
